I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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