We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize