Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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