I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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