Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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