'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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