idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
me + whiskey = a bad person
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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