How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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