she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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