How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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