I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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