I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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