I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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