I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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