Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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