Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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