what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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