Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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