Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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