When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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