Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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