Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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