But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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