Dual....:-)
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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