Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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