Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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