just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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