I got chris browned last night
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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