what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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