Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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