they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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