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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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