Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Randomize
