you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
