I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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