Three words: puerto rican gang bang
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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