Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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