I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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