yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
