I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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