i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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