People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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