She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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