Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he was CRYING into my vagina
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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