Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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