Me. At least after what I've been through.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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