I cockslap morals
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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