I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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