To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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