When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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