Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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