I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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