idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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