WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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