Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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